1. Goddamnit, who spilled Gatorade on my InTouch?

2. Ah, who gives a shit, let’s just throw the ball deep and see what happens.

3. Hey Pioli, you catch "The L Word” last night?

4. Yes Mr. Kraft, I do think those shirts are still in style.

5. So Nick, Ricky for Vrabel, Dillon, and Koppen? Done and Done.

6. Dante, whaddya say we cut out early and check out my new Moesha Season Four DVD.

7. Bethel, did you forget to replace the bong water again?

8. That Ashlee Simpson, I’d like a 'Piece of Her,' dog!

9. Honey, did you send Ron Borges his fruit basket yet this month?

10. Well Dr. Z., football’s a lot like Ice Dancing…

11. I just can't stop worrying about Lindsey Lohan's recent dramatic weight loss.

12. Hey Theo, I got a job to do, stop fucking calling me, OK?

13. Is it true anyone can try out for American Idol?

14. I do have several Hos in different Area Codes.